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एक वीशेष सूचना ..........

अगर आप बस, रेल या कही से भी आ जा रहे
हो और कीसी लडकी के हाथ मे फूल,
धागा, चैन या ऐसी ही कोई
चमकती वस्तू नज़र आये तो आप्
तुरन्त वहा से दूर हो जाये। ये
चमकती वस्तु ऱाखी भी हो सक्ती है.
आपकी थोडी सी लापरवाही आपको
भाई बना सक्ती है।

पुरुष हित् मे जारी..
Rakhi SMS Greetings For Brother
  • My Dear Brother is one of the most precious gift sent by God. Happy Raksha Bandhan to you.

  • Sky is blue, feel this hue, my love is for you Bhaiya...always true. Loads of good wishes for Raksha Bandhan

  • You know that you are the most precious stone in the collection of my secret treasure.. Wishing you very Happy Rakhi and best of luck for every thing.

  • Phoolon ka taron ka sabka kehna hai, ek hazaron me mere Bhaiya hai...luv u always. Happy Rakhi..

  • May this auspicious occasion bring you all the prosperity and good luck in your way of life . Happy Rakshabandhan to you...

  • We gain and lose things everyday. But trust me on onething. You'll never lose me. I will always be here.
    Happy Raksha Bandhan

  • If I can choose my brother in next life, it'll b u (if u gift me a Mercedes Benz 2morrow). :) Love you always. Happy Raksha Bandhan.

Rakhi SMS Greetings For Sisters
  • Your love makes me feel proud. And on this day I want to shout it out loud. Happy Raksha Bandhan my sister.

  • It leaves a smile on my face when I think of those trifling fights we had and suddenly used to make up. The memories may fade away with passing time but the love we share will only grow. Happy Raksha Bandhan, Dear Sister.
  • Sisters is probably the most competitive relationship within the family, but once sisters are grown, it becomes the strongest relationship.
  • I want 2 tell u, during the times when we fought, my love was in a different mood. Happy Raksha Bandhan sweety!

  • The warmth of Ur love is all I need during cold times. Happy Raksha Bandhan Didi.

  • Rakhi is just an excuse for me to express myself: You mean the world to me. Happy Raksha Bandhan to my sweet sister.

Cute and Humorous Rakhi SMS
  • Rasmalaai?
    Nope!
    Gulab jaman?
    Nah!
    Let me c..
    How bout jalebi?
    Hmm...
    Nope!
    Damn!
    Still cant find
    anything as sweet
    as U.
    Happy Raksha Bandhan


  • Scroll dwn
    if u Hate me
    i don't beliv
    u're scrollin
    I Hate u 2
    Hate u
    hate u
    STILL
    SCROLLING?

    But after
    our fights
    I LOVE U
    HAPPY
    RAKSHA
    BANDHAN

Rakhi SMS For Boys You Don't Like
  • Hello Bhaiya, how r u? How's life? Rakhi bhej di hai, mil jayegi. Mera cell kharab hai isliye me inke cell se sms kar rahi hoon. Tumhari pyari behan - Mallika Sherawat

  • You are so cute,
    darling
    and adorable..
    Can't help
    forming a
    relationship with you...
    Please
    Accept me
    As your
    Dearest and
    Sweetest Behna
    Happy Raksha Bandhan

Aavashyak Suchna
Agar aap bus, train, plane ya kahin se bhi aa jaa rahe ho aur kisi mahila/ladki ke hath mein phool,dhaga,chain ya chamakti hue koi bhi vastu dekhein to turant wahan se bhag jaye.

Yah vastu Rakhi ho sakti hai. Apki zara si laaparwahi apko Bhai bana sakti hai.
Purush heet mein jaaree .....

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Saawan Ka Mausam Tha...
Saawan ka mausam tha
Poonam ki raat thi

Mein uske paas tha
Woh mere karib thi
Fir woh mere paas aayi
Aur thodi si ghabraayi

Jab meine uska haath pakada
To woh thodi si sharmaayi
Usne kaha aaj hum
Aise bandhan me bandh jaaye
Jise duniya ki
Koi taakat na tod paaye

Meri khushi ka andaaza
Lagana mushkil tha
Par iske aage jo hua
Woh batana bhi mushkil hai

Usne mera haath
Haatho me lekar kaha
Yeh to janam janmo
Ka bandhan hai

Phir mujhe yaad aaya
Woh Saawan ka mausam
Woh poonam ki raat
Yeh to Raksha Bandhan hai!

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Funny Rakhi Sher
Payal chhankati ayee thi…..
Payal chhankati chali gayee
Main sindoor leke khada tha,
Mujhe Rakhi pehnake chali gayee.

Kudiyon wich koi Sassi Labda, Koi Labda Heer,
Assi ta yaaro Sahiba Labni, te kutne ohde Veer!!

 

 

rifle dunali je mirze kol hondi, pichhe Sehban de bhaiyan nu mor dinda,
sohni duban to pehla je phone kardi,Mahiwal ik kishti rod denda,
akal hundi te vech kuch Ranjha court marriage layi paise jod lainda,
khabar hundi je blocha de aaun di Punnu ret chhad Kulu Manali wal daud lainda.


Tharo SMS jab jab aavay hai
Maro rom rom machal jawe hai
Ang ang men gud gudi huwe hai
Tharo SMS ka koi na kasoor howe hai
Maro Mobile vibration pe howe hai

Teri gali whicho langaa ge jaan-jaan ke,
saanu pata ae ki tu Thane report likhvayi hoyi ae,
jaa ke puch layi tu Thanedaar nu,
assi ohdi vi kudi fasayi hoyi ae!!!

Oh menu dekhi jaandi c, main ohnu vekhi jaanda c
Na paper mainu aanda c, na paper ohnu aanda c

Koi pehle pehle pyar diyan gallan
kinjh skda bhul sajjna,
mainu aj v milan kitaba cho
tere vallo bheje phul sajjna.
Beshak ek phul murjhaye ne
par mehak hai aundi yaadan cho.
jindgi cho jaane walyeo
haye tusi kyu nei jande khawaba cho.
Na ji hunda na mar hunda
na hunda saatho bhul sajjna.
Mainu ajv milan kitaba cho
tere vallo bheje phul sajjna.

Tussi hasde ho saanu hassan vaste,
Tussi ronde ho saanu rovvan vaset,
Tussi 1 vaar ruske te vekho,
Mar jayenge tuhanu manaan vaste.

Asin parvane sanu agg sek lain de,
Sajjna de sajde layi godde tek lain de.

jadon aayi mout asin keha ohnu ruk,
thehar sannu jandi vaari ”yaar”vekh lain de

Massa massa si aayi maut
ik hor hii adchan pe gayi
oh kal milan da vaada kar gayi
saanu umar vdhaani pe gayi

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